A Big Party Faux Pas!
I knew the minute I walked into Catherine's beautiful home that I was out of my element, over my head, bitten off more than I could chew and not on the same page!But it was too late to turn back. I spotted Sean Connery , a secret crush from way back, schmoozing at the dessert table and I went a little weak in the knees!
This confusing tale of misfortune and mistaken woe started when I was so kindly invited to the Finale Party for the Design Challenged... or so I thought! And I am certainly designed challenged! Catherine from the Shiny Pebble had invited me herself!
I have the blessed fortune to hang out with some pretty impressive fashionistas in bloggland. I'm not quite sure what they see in me, but they have accepted me none the less and I am so thankful for their friendship. They are so fashion forward and glamorous! I was hoping that tonight I could learn from them and that their stunning style and panache would rub off onto me.
It had taken me over a week to pick out the perfect outfit. On wash day, Monday, I had scrubbed all of my best frocks and hung them on line to dry! It really helps to get the manure smell out of the fabric. Living in the heart of Amish country, this is a continual battle for me!
So I chose a simple black dress, white cap and black lace up sneekers. Typical dress for my community.
I kissed the kids...
And off I went to the Design Challenged Party!
It was well after dark when I arrived at Catherine's with my hostess gift of a homemade shoo fly pie in hand. Nothings says "thanks for letting me be a part of your party" like shoo fly pie!
Catherine, in her most gracious way, answered the door herself! Never too busy to greet a guest! She looked stunning. As I entered I noticed that everyone was stunning! Dressed in the most beautiful and unique fashions. Her decor was upscale and elegent. The food and bubbly were the finest I had ever seen! Marsha and her entourage of Mom-Mom, Chanterel, and Chelsey were all gorgeous!
That's when I knew that I had certainly missed something! Rushing to the powder room I pulled my invitation out of my pocked and reread it by the light of a drop crystal candelier!
Then it hit me~ this was a party to mark the final interior designer challenge, NOT for the design challenged!!!
There was only one thing to do. Escape!
I shimmied out of the bathroom window, hitched up my horse and buggy and high tailed it back to Lancaster Pa!
I was able to garner a few tidbits and beauty secrets as I breezed through the fabulous party~
1- sneekers, no matter how comfortable are NOT very becomming footwear
2- An amish cap and severly parted hair ages women and makes them eventually bald
and
3- red lipstick makes anyone look better (as long as you get your teeth whitened)
So if you are traveling in my neck of the woods and see a middle aged Amish women with kitten heels, tousled hair and red lips, wave and say Hi! It's probably me!
I want to thank our wonderful hostess Catherine for a lovely evening. And although it was not the party I expected I had a blast. And learned a few new fashion tips, tricks and trends too!
And thank you to my fashion friends who love me just the way I am. I am so happy to know all of you!You inspire me!
How cute is this post?! Loved reading it from beginning to end :) Thanks for the smile I have on my face!
ReplyDeleteYou have an amazing imagination! I too, read every word!
ReplyDeleteI am simply dying with laughter from beginning to end. Design challenged, indeed! What a witty and fun post, Yvonne. I actually preferred that 1st outfit hanging on the line to the black one you chose. The carriage was inspirational, I think I will hire one for our next party, you know how long the curving driveways are in Houston, sweeping past all the azaleas in bloom, arriving at the door of a home totally concealed from the main street, in a carriage. People would love it! The good news is that you got to see Sean...his brother Garth, my beloved was there as well. We all had such fun seeing you if only for a fleeting moment. I thought you just went back to get more shoo-fly pie. xx's
ReplyDeleteGreat story, good laugh!
ReplyDeleteYvonne, not only do you set wonderful tables and serve amazing meals, but you have a great sense of humor! Joni
ReplyDeleteYou know...I am a little naive...I took me a minute to figure this out...was I at the right blog...did I not know who you are...but, now I get it! You stinker...that was pretty funny! Come say hi to a country bumpkin who likes you! :D
ReplyDeleteToo too funny! Yvonne you forgot to give us the recipe for the shoo fly pie!!
ReplyDeleteDo come and see my party thoughts for Catherine!
Karena
Art by Karena
You're braver than I Yvonne- I had to miss the party due to jet lag from a house hunting trip and a promise to babysit. Your black dress looked much more stylish than the baby poop covered T-shirt I wore yesterday! Adorable!!
ReplyDeletexoxo Pattie
Too funny. And you are not kidding about the manure smell many days.
ReplyDeleteHave a sweet day.
Becky K.
So funny!
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ReplyDeleteLike everyone else, I loved this post. This will probably be the best laugh of the day. You are one clever and savvy lady.
ReplyDeleteWhat a hoot! The mental image of you shimmying out the bathroom window had me laughing aloud! Clever girl!
ReplyDeleteOh dear, I am so sorry you left so early. No reason for you to feel out of place, darling. I knew what I was doing when hand picking my wonderful guests. You fit right in with my talented group of friends: witty, with excellent taste, an artistic eye, and attentive to every detail. Besides, your excentricities make for excellent party coversation. And please do share that delectable pie recipe.
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Catherine
Great post-I really enjoyed your sense of humor!!!
ReplyDeleteCarolyn
This post most certainly made me smile, you fit RIGHT in with this group of talented women! Great blog, I will be back to catch up on your posts, feel free to stop by my blog. Hope to see you around! *Amy
ReplyDeleteYvonne, Oh my gosh you are too funny!! What a great post! Thanks for using my recipe next week...I am also having my 100th post and a giveaway, it'll be fun!
ReplyDeleteSo lovely to have met you at Catherine's party. You totally rocked the black dress and white hat. And practical shoes are always in style.... shhhh.... my feet were killing me!!
ReplyDeleteWhat a fun read, please stop by my blog anytime, I'd love to have you :)
What a delightful post.. I had a smile on my face from beginning to end.. hugs ~lynne~
ReplyDeleteOh Yvonne - What fun you are!!!
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ButterYum
You are too cute! That is hilarious, way to think out of the box, Yvonne! XO!
ReplyDeleteSuch fun, Yvonne -- really clever! You DO know that WE know that YOU are NOT design challenged, right? ;)
ReplyDeleteBrilliant Yvonne! I'l sure the guests who got a peak at your fabulous outfit were dazzled. There is not a design challenged bone in your body my dear! Could I borrow the buggy for a few hours?
ReplyDeletea bientôt,
Mimi
Funny, smart, brilliant, just SOME words to describe wonderful YOU! This is a riot! The visual of you (or anyone) shimmying out the bathroom window made me LOL!!! Thanks for the smiles and laughs. XO, Pinky
ReplyDeleteSeriously cute post! (And, I have one of those Amish clothes dryers) :)
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